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The Smack That Magazine was conjured up by ‘The Man’ – the talentless Mister Everyman Esquire. He dreamed a bad magazine. He is in charge, his word is FINAL. Please send contributions to the FRONT DESK reception area smoking departure lounge, for consideration. Equally any ideas, feedback etcetera will be considered for publication. Copyright becomes ours, all ours, unless some deal is struck. Oh, we don’t know.

Smack That is one of Brighton’s newest publishing houses, founded by ‘The Man’ in 2000 and nine. Home to authors such as Murley Bassey, Hulk Rogan, Lutworth and Flaaars, our aim remains to publish the very best literary writers, artistic artists, musical musicians and thoughtful thinkers from around the town, from Them and Them.

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“I didn’t come into politics to change the Labour Party. I came into politics to change the country”
— Tony Blair

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“Please don’t look at the part of the glass that is only half full”
— George W Bush

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    January 14, 2010 | 13:55

    What colour is a mirror? Is it the colour of whatever it is reflecting? Is it clear/invisible? No. The correct answer is silver. Silver seems to be the new black at the moment. Starting the new decade in the most futuristic way possible, the youth in the south-east are covering themselves from top to toe in shiny, metalic, reflecting silver. As you can see in the image below, model Worcester Aprons is sporting an all in one silver jumpsuit, a mask in post Renaissance style and sneakers to match. In six months time we’ll all be dressing like Mr. Aprons. Related Posts:Beachdown Cancelled SHOCKER!New Metronomy EPTHE TEE(N) WOLF PHENOMENONEat Your Art OutPassport LutworthPowered by Contextual Related Posts

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Smack the back of their legs!

2000 and niner: A climate of mistrust and cynicism prevail. Successive governments massage statistics to suit dick-dastardly plans; bankers are wankers, big-business sell souls for profit; idiot mothers feed their allergy-riddled babes hydrogenated fat, sugar and salt and swindle them of their innocence – creating mini-me chubster-consumers.

More of our neighbours than you could ever imagine are ready to lynch you for muttering a swear word; for smoking in public; for not recycling properly; for saying it as it is. The PC brigade inform our liberal, compassionate selves that we're the fascists!

It's like 1984. Or four-legs-good nonsense. Civil liberties are being eroded and our fellow men blink slowly and tell us: "if you don’t do anything wrong, then there’s nothing to worry about".

Well, SMACK THAT. We’re gonna swear because we can and it’s not fucking illegal