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Holy fucking shit – New semi-interesting band for us all to talk about for a bit! Yuck are a stupidly new project, only setting up their myspace a few months ago, and already have a shitload of hype surrounding them, including a whole NME wankfest thing recently. Yuck comprise of two members from Cajun Cunt Party, some bird and some fat bloke. Thankfully they sound nothing like the previous band they were in and instead play a kind of early 90′s dreamy grunge ting. New single “Georgia” and personal favourite “The Wall” are perfect lo-fi pop tunes with great melodies that thankfully never become too cheesy, unlike bands they played with in the past…
With some gigs lined up with fellow HYPESTARS Egyptian Hip Hop and Dum Dum Girls at places like The Old Blue Last and all those shitholes on the horizon, im sure they’ll be getting ’nuff props in the coming months. A little bird told me theres a BTN gig in the pipeline so keep your eyes and ears peeled lads and ladettes…

http://www.myspace.com/yuckband

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Do you, like me, occasionally eat the western super snack Bachelors Super Noodles (AKA Super Noodles) and find that juices fly off the noodles and into your eyes or onto other parts of ones person? Well now there is an answer, a technique known as the scissors not the slurp!

Watch this instructional video to learn all you need to know.

Especially useful for boys (or girls?) with facial hair.

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In the short space of a year Shameless has become Brighton’s biggest and best midweek club night.

From the underage 17 year olds dancing downstairs to the yummy mummies sipping their half price COCKtails upstairs, Shameless is enjoyed by all.

Upstairs Chaos In Shoes and Dynamite Sal take turns to serve up a platter of tasty electro with some indie classics on the side.

Downstairs in the sweat-pit that is Audio, DJ Nause and C-Dogg keep the crowd pumping with anything and everything from ironic 90′s dance to Wu-Tang, Madonna to Metronomy. No choon is ever mixed properly, just dropped in a crude but somehow perfect mess.

The thing that makes Shameless so popular though, especially to poverty stricken students is the weekly raffle. Entry is merely a pound, and that’s all you have to pay to be in with a chance to win the £500 jackpot.

Words by Lutworth

Sexy Photos by Sam Hiscox
Sexier Photo by Milo Belgrove

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