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World Cup Diary Pt. 1

World Cup Diary Pt. 1

Resident football enthusiast Ballgown's guide to the football world cup 2010.
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Come to Brighton, it’s ‘great’!

Come to Brighton, it’s ‘great’!

When I meet new people, and the question ‘where are you from?’ crops up – most people say, ‘Oh, you’re from Brighton? That’s a cool place’. My common response to this is usually a slightly disgusted smirk or some quip that yeah, it’s better than Bognor but it ain’t THAT great. Brighton used to...
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Smack Thats “Great” Albums of the Noughties.

Smack Thats  “Great” Albums of the Noughties.

I hate the end of the year. Every magazine, website, newspaper and blog seems to do a ‘best of’ or ‘top 10′ of the last year. They’re just so annoying arn’t they. Here is a list of albums that came out during the noughties (what a terrible name, apparently the next decade will be...
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Level Army Premiere

Level Army Premiere

Last Night was the premiere of Ed Hubert’s latest release LA*. The Sallis Benney on Grand Parade was packed full with level skaters and familiar Brighton faces, and man was everyone hyped for that shit. The rumour going round town yesterday was that Ed had sold double the amount of tickets as there were...
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The xx

The xx

So the ugliest band that have ever lived (Magic Numbers aside..) came to our fair shores last week to play a sold out gig at Audio, put on by our dear friends at Lout Promotions. It sold out so easily that another gig in March is already booked in at the Komedia and if...
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Mumford & Sons @ Komedia

Mumford & Sons @ Komedia

Well i hate to say it (I dont, I fuckin’ love it), but i said these guys would make it big this year in my “top 10 bands to watch in 2009” ALL the way back in December. Their album ‘Sigh No More’ came out this week and went in at number 1 on...
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Mesrine: Not Public Enemies

Mesrine: Not Public Enemies

After the absolute rubbish that was Public Enemies, I took myself once again to the Duke of York’s to see Mesrine: Killer Instinct, the first of a two-part biopic about the life of France’s most notorious gangster, Jacques Mesrine. I already had high expectations of Vincent Cassel’s performance playing the criminal after loving him...
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Passion, the Pits?

Passion, the Pits?

It must be a weird feeling being pretty much certain you’ll only be famous for 6 months. Whether Passion Pit actually know this or not is another matter of course, I was just thinking out loud. Their recent gig at the Concorde 2 sold out pretty easily as can be expected I guess and...
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Offset Festival 2009

Offset Festival 2009

So on Saturday morning I headed to Brighton station to begin making my way to Hainault. I got a bit worried when I was sitting around waiting for the late Lutworth to arrive as I saw a lot of proper youngsters with camping gear who I suspected were heading to the same destination. Anyway,...
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Notting Hill Carnival 2009

Notting Hill Carnival 2009

I’ve never been that into Dancehall or Ragga or any of that bass heavy black music. It’s just not part of my “culture”, and it wasn’t something I was brought up on. However when I attend carnival, my motto is ‘Just Embrace It’, and so this year like other years before I ‘Just Embraced...
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  • What colour is a mirror?
    January 14, 2010 | 13:55

    What colour is a mirror? Is it the colour of whatever it is reflecting? Is it clear/invisible? No. The correct answer is silver. Silver seems to be the new black at the moment. Starting the new decade in the most futuristic way possible, the youth in the south-east are covering themselves from top to toe in shiny, metalic, reflecting silver. As you can see in the image below, model Worcester Aprons is sporting an all in one silver jumpsuit, a mask in post Renaissance style and sneakers to match. In six months time we’ll all be dressing like Mr. Aprons.

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Smack the back of their legs!

2000 and niner: A climate of mistrust and cynicism prevail. Successive governments massage statistics to suit dick-dastardly plans; bankers are wankers, big-business sell souls for profit; idiot mothers feed their allergy-riddled babes hydrogenated fat, sugar and salt and swindle them of their innocence – creating mini-me chubster-consumers.

More of our neighbours than you could ever imagine are ready to lynch you for muttering a swear word; for smoking in public; for not recycling properly; for saying it as it is. The PC brigade inform our liberal, compassionate selves that we're the fascists!

It's like 1984. Or four-legs-good nonsense. Civil liberties are being eroded and our fellow men blink slowly and tell us: "if you don’t do anything wrong, then there’s nothing to worry about".

Well, SMACK THAT. We’re gonna swear because we can and it’s not fucking illegal