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The Gaa Gaa’s

The Gaa Gaa’s

We are really pleased to announce that one of Brightons most hyped bands of the moment The Gaa Gaa's will be playing at Teen Creeps on the 28th May. Their new EP Repulsion Seminar, produced by James Aparicio who has also produced the likes of Nick Cave and Mogwai, sounds really fucking cool.
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Teen Creeps with AK/DK – 23/04/2010

Teen Creeps with AK/DK – 23/04/2010

Another brilliant Teen Creeps down at the Jazz Place. Special thanks to AK/DK, Sam Preston and everyone else that came down. See you all next month.
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TEEN CREEPS Launch party – 26/03/2010

TEEN CREEPS Launch party – 26/03/2010

A big thank you to everyone who came down to the Jazz Place on Friday night to party with us, Heels Catch Fire and Sam Preston. It really was one of the most fun nights we've all had in such a long time and we hope you can all come next month.
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TEEN CREEPS

TEEN CREEPS

Alright, Smack That minions. We have something very exciting to tell you all. Lutworth, Hulk Rogan and Murley Bassey have been organising a new and exciting monthly club night soon to hit the streets of Brighton. TEEN CREEPS is to be held at a secret location in Brighton each month, with live music from...
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Smack That Millenium Disco

Smack That Millenium Disco

Photo series of the Smack That! Millenium Disco. Documented through the eye of a fish.
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Secret MGMT Show

Secret MGMT Show

So MGMT chose our fair city for their festival warm up show (mainly ‘cos last time they were down here they were given a massive bag of drugs and “had a blast”). It was announced two days before and tickets sold out online in 10 minutes, so i guess people still care about these...
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Shameless

Shameless

Shameless is nang. In the short space of a year Shameless has become Brighton’s biggest and best midweek club night. From the underage 17 year olds dancing downstairs to the yummy mummies sipping their half price COCKtails upstairs, Shameless is enjoyed by all. Upstairs Chaos In Shoes and Dynamite Sal take turns to serve...
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Great Escape

Ah the Great Escape, everyones favourite attempt at drinking as much and sleeping as little as possible over a weekend. This year I was stuck working for the festival at Audio so unfortunately pretty much all of this review will be bands that played there… but piss off… Kicking things off on Thursday we...
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  • What colour is a mirror?
    January 14, 2010 | 13:55

    What colour is a mirror? Is it the colour of whatever it is reflecting? Is it clear/invisible? No. The correct answer is silver. Silver seems to be the new black at the moment. Starting the new decade in the most futuristic way possible, the youth in the south-east are covering themselves from top to toe in shiny, metalic, reflecting silver. As you can see in the image below, model Worcester Aprons is sporting an all in one silver jumpsuit, a mask in post Renaissance style and sneakers to match. In six months time we’ll all be dressing like Mr. Aprons.

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Smack the back of their legs!

2000 and niner: A climate of mistrust and cynicism prevail. Successive governments massage statistics to suit dick-dastardly plans; bankers are wankers, big-business sell souls for profit; idiot mothers feed their allergy-riddled babes hydrogenated fat, sugar and salt and swindle them of their innocence – creating mini-me chubster-consumers.

More of our neighbours than you could ever imagine are ready to lynch you for muttering a swear word; for smoking in public; for not recycling properly; for saying it as it is. The PC brigade inform our liberal, compassionate selves that we're the fascists!

It's like 1984. Or four-legs-good nonsense. Civil liberties are being eroded and our fellow men blink slowly and tell us: "if you don’t do anything wrong, then there’s nothing to worry about".

Well, SMACK THAT. We’re gonna swear because we can and it’s not fucking illegal