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Teeth

Teeth

It seems there’s a helluva lot of good bands coming out of the London underground right about now (although i spose, when isn’t there?) and here’s another one for ya! Teeth hail from Dalston although vocalist Veronica So is from sunny California. Bet that one was a bit of a culture shock eh…Musically they...
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Madness Vs Sore Throat

Madness Vs Sore Throat

An interview with Sore Throat: the band that Madness copied?
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The Gaa Gaa’s

The Gaa Gaa’s

We are really pleased to announce that one of Brightons most hyped bands of the moment The Gaa Gaa's will be playing at Teen Creeps on the 28th May. Their new EP Repulsion Seminar, produced by James Aparicio who has also produced the likes of Nick Cave and Mogwai, sounds really fucking cool.
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YUCK!

YUCK!

Holy fucking shit – New semi-interesting band for us all to talk about for a bit! Yuck are a stupidly new project, only setting up their myspace a few months ago, and already have a shitload of hype surrounding them, including a whole NME wankfest thing recently. Yuck comprise of two members from Cajun...
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The xx

The xx

So the ugliest band that have ever lived (Magic Numbers aside..) came to our fair shores last week to play a sold out gig at Audio, put on by our dear friends at Lout Promotions. It sold out so easily that another gig in March is already booked in at the Komedia and if...
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‘TRASHED’ Gatecrashers wreck family home after party invite put on internet

‘TRASHED’ Gatecrashers wreck family home after party invite put on internet

Oh no, I’ve gone and got it all wrong again. Last week when me and the lads went to that music video shoot and were told to ‘act’ as if we were gatecrashers. Well, I just read the local paper, and… apparently we weren’t acting, oh no. I remember vividly a guy with a...
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Doll and the Kicks Video Shoot

Doll and the Kicks Video Shoot

Brighton favourites Doll and the Kicks have just begun their world tour supporting Morrisey through Europe and the United States. Before they left though they decided to have a super fun party/music video shoot at a random girls amazingly swanky house over in Hove. We were invited just because we were, and so we...
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Pupkin Country Club, Speedos & Sprattus Sprattus

Pupkin Country Club, Speedos & Sprattus Sprattus

Pupkin Country Club are to play their first and last gigs ever next Friday upstairs at the Victory Inn, Duke Street, Brighton. PCC are a three piece with members from legendary bands such as Uncle Buck and The Ugly Oranges. With support from Speedos doing an infamous no-fi-crap-core set, and  Sprattus Sprattus opening the...
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Mumford & Sons @ Komedia

Mumford & Sons @ Komedia

Well i hate to say it (I dont, I fuckin’ love it), but i said these guys would make it big this year in my “top 10 bands to watch in 2009” ALL the way back in December. Their album ‘Sigh No More’ came out this week and went in at number 1 on...
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EAR PWR

EAR PWR

We’ve just seen EAR PWR play the Free Butt in Brighton, to a crowd of maybe only about 30 people, which somehow turned into the craziest gig I’d been to that week. Devin and Sarah don’t play on the stage, but in the crowd. Dancing around a small table with an assortment of synthesizers,...
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  • What colour is a mirror?
    January 14, 2010 | 13:55

    What colour is a mirror? Is it the colour of whatever it is reflecting? Is it clear/invisible? No. The correct answer is silver. Silver seems to be the new black at the moment. Starting the new decade in the most futuristic way possible, the youth in the south-east are covering themselves from top to toe in shiny, metalic, reflecting silver. As you can see in the image below, model Worcester Aprons is sporting an all in one silver jumpsuit, a mask in post Renaissance style and sneakers to match. In six months time we’ll all be dressing like Mr. Aprons.

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Smack the back of their legs!

2000 and niner: A climate of mistrust and cynicism prevail. Successive governments massage statistics to suit dick-dastardly plans; bankers are wankers, big-business sell souls for profit; idiot mothers feed their allergy-riddled babes hydrogenated fat, sugar and salt and swindle them of their innocence – creating mini-me chubster-consumers.

More of our neighbours than you could ever imagine are ready to lynch you for muttering a swear word; for smoking in public; for not recycling properly; for saying it as it is. The PC brigade inform our liberal, compassionate selves that we're the fascists!

It's like 1984. Or four-legs-good nonsense. Civil liberties are being eroded and our fellow men blink slowly and tell us: "if you don’t do anything wrong, then there’s nothing to worry about".

Well, SMACK THAT. We’re gonna swear because we can and it’s not fucking illegal