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Win tickets to L.E.D Festival!

Win tickets to L.E.D Festival!

Right, you lucky lot. We’ve got not one, but two, pairs of tickets to give out for London Electronic Dance Festival. The line up looks sick with acts like Soulwax, Aphex Twin, Goldfrapp, oh and David “Damn, who’s a sexy bitch” Guetta. L.E.D is on the Friday and Saturday of the August bank holiday...
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Teen Creeps with The Gaa Gaa’s – 28/05/2010

Teen Creeps with The Gaa Gaa’s – 28/05/2010

Photo evidence of our party at the Jazz Place with The Gaa Gaa's.
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The Gaa Gaa’s

The Gaa Gaa’s

We are really pleased to announce that one of Brightons most hyped bands of the moment The Gaa Gaa's will be playing at Teen Creeps on the 28th May. Their new EP Repulsion Seminar, produced by James Aparicio who has also produced the likes of Nick Cave and Mogwai, sounds really fucking cool.
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Eat Your Art Out

Eat Your Art Out

First solo exhibition of London based illustrator Sarai Vardi at Mario's Cafe, Kentish Town.
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Smack That! Spotify Monthly – March 2010 (Teen Creeps)

Smack That! Spotify Monthly – March 2010 (Teen Creeps)

It’s all been a bit of a mad six weeks here at Smack That HQ, organising Teen Creeps and moving to our new office. Which is the reason we completely forgot about doing our February playlist for you. Anyway to make up for this we are giving you lot a mega bumper fun playlist...
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Eleni Mettyear

Eleni Mettyear

I’ve been looking at a lot of photographs by the young Eleni Mettyear over the last year, and she has been getting better and better everytime I check out her flickr page. I decided it was about time she shared some of her work on Smack That! I had a little chat with her...
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Smack That Millenium Disco

Smack That Millenium Disco

Photo series of the Smack That! Millenium Disco. Documented through the eye of a fish.
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Passport Lutworth

Passport Lutworth

As a lot of you probably already know, I collect passport photographs of people. I have over 200 individual passport photographs now, my ultimate goal is to get 1 million, though that is quite unlikely. I decided on my 21st birthday that i would document the whole of my adult life through passport photographs,...
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Smack That! Spotify Monthly – January 2010

Smack That! Spotify Monthly – January 2010

Well it’s a new year boys and girls. After the indulgence of Christmas and NYE, January seems quite depressing. It’s time to go back to work / job seeking, go on the diet and lose that Christmas chub and try not to kill ourselves until it’s warm and sunny again. This month we’ve made...
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Xmas Karaoke Party

Xmas Karaoke Party

Photo series of the Smack That! Xmas Karaoke Party. Documented through the eye of a fish.
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  • What colour is a mirror?
    January 14, 2010 | 13:55

    What colour is a mirror? Is it the colour of whatever it is reflecting? Is it clear/invisible? No. The correct answer is silver. Silver seems to be the new black at the moment. Starting the new decade in the most futuristic way possible, the youth in the south-east are covering themselves from top to toe in shiny, metalic, reflecting silver. As you can see in the image below, model Worcester Aprons is sporting an all in one silver jumpsuit, a mask in post Renaissance style and sneakers to match. In six months time we’ll all be dressing like Mr. Aprons.

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Smack the back of their legs!

2000 and niner: A climate of mistrust and cynicism prevail. Successive governments massage statistics to suit dick-dastardly plans; bankers are wankers, big-business sell souls for profit; idiot mothers feed their allergy-riddled babes hydrogenated fat, sugar and salt and swindle them of their innocence – creating mini-me chubster-consumers.

More of our neighbours than you could ever imagine are ready to lynch you for muttering a swear word; for smoking in public; for not recycling properly; for saying it as it is. The PC brigade inform our liberal, compassionate selves that we're the fascists!

It's like 1984. Or four-legs-good nonsense. Civil liberties are being eroded and our fellow men blink slowly and tell us: "if you don’t do anything wrong, then there’s nothing to worry about".

Well, SMACK THAT. We’re gonna swear because we can and it’s not fucking illegal