TEEN CREEPS

Alright, Smack That minions. We have something very exciting to tell you all. Lutworth, Hulk Rogan and Murley Bassey have been organising a new and exciting monthly club night soon to hit the streets of Brighton.

TEEN CREEPS is to be held at a secret location in Brighton each month, with live music from some of the UK’s hottest new acts, guest and resident DJ’s playing the best in Electro, Synth, Rap and Dancable Indie, plus loads of cheap booze. All of this will be available to you for under a fiver. What more could you ask for?

We are also looking for people to join us and help with promotion etc, as well as DJ’s or bands to play at TEEN CREEPS, so if you’re interested in working for an exciting new club night please send an email stating what service you think you may be able to offer us and we’ll go from there:

teencreeps@smackthat.co.uk

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2 Responses to TEEN CREEPS

  1. maz on March 24, 2010 at 20:07

    can under 18s go…

  2. Smack That on March 25, 2010 at 14:00

    unfortunately not.

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