Alan The World Adventurer: Asian Files 7

Dogs

For those of you who may not know why I have actually come to south east Asia, it is actually for an animal psychology based inquisition, studying the different characteristics from dogs around the globe.

Vietnam has been an extremely fascinating part of my research, because there are a lot of dogs here!!!

Here dogs are left to walk about willy nilly, I’ve seen more cats on leads than dogs (no mo’ fo’ joke).

I have tried to make friends with a lot of the dogs, but they are much more concerned about each other, so i have only been able to study them from afar.

The most interesting thing is dogs reactions are completely opposite here from the reactions achieved at home. Like if you wave a stick at a dog here then it runs for its life, yet in England if you wave a stick at a dog then it wants to be your friend! It’s like a polar (or half polar) opposite. Its like flushing a toilet on the other side of the equator, except with dogs!!!

So my conclusion is that I like dogs from all over the world!

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