Win tickets to L.E.D Festival!

Win tickets to L.E.D Festival!

Right, you lucky lot. We’ve got not one, but two, pairs of tickets to give out for London Electronic Dance Festival. The line up looks sick with acts like Soulwax, Aphex Twin, Goldfrapp, oh and David “Damn, who’s a sexy bitch” Guetta. L.E.D is on the Friday and Saturday of the August bank holiday...
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Teeth

Teeth

It seems there’s a helluva lot of good bands coming out of the London underground right about now (although i spose, when isn’t there?) and here’s another one for ya! Teeth hail from Dalston although vocalist Veronica So is from sunny California. Bet that...
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World Cup Diary Pt. 4

World Cup Diary Pt. 4

So, much like a well educated smack’ed, the World Cup has begun to filter out the shite, and leave itself with the good stuff.
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World Cup Diary Pt. 3

World Cup Diary Pt. 3

Well not quite the start we were hoping for really was it? A real lack of genuine entertainment thus far, and one almighty goalkeeping blunder has brought the first round of games to a somewhat disappointing end.
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Madness Vs Sore Throat

Madness Vs Sore Throat

An interview with Sore Throat: the band that Madness copied?
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Teen Creeps with The Gaa Gaa’s – 28/05/2010

Teen Creeps with The Gaa Gaa’s – 28/05/2010

Photo evidence of our party at the Jazz Place with The Gaa Gaa's.
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World Cup Diary Pt. 2

World Cup Diary Pt. 2

Only England can beat Japan 2-1 and not even score a goal.
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THE TEE(N) WOLF PHENOMENON

THE TEE(N) WOLF PHENOMENON

Rag Freak is, like, so early noughties. Or NOT… (A look through wolf design tee shirts).
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The Gaa Gaa’s

The Gaa Gaa’s

We are really pleased to announce that one of Brightons most hyped bands of the moment The Gaa Gaa's will be playing at Teen Creeps on the 28th May. Their new EP Repulsion Seminar, produced by James Aparicio who has also produced the likes...
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World Cup Diary Pt. 1

World Cup Diary Pt. 1

Resident football enthusiast Ballgown's guide to the football world cup 2010.
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Teen Creeps with AK/DK – 23/04/2010

Teen Creeps with AK/DK – 23/04/2010

Another brilliant Teen Creeps down at the Jazz Place. Special thanks to AK/DK, Sam Preston and everyone else that came down. See you all next month.
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Pack of 10 Silk Mutts

Pack of 10 Silk Mutts

A series of dogs puffing away on their favourite brands of cig.
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TEEN CREEPS Launch party – 26/03/2010

TEEN CREEPS Launch party – 26/03/2010

A big thank you to everyone who came down to the Jazz Place on Friday night to party with us, Heels Catch Fire and Sam Preston. It really was one of the most fun nights we've all had in such a long time and...
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Eat Your Art Out

Eat Your Art Out

First solo exhibition of London based illustrator Sarai Vardi at Mario's Cafe, Kentish Town.
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Smack That! Spotify Monthly – March 2010 (Teen Creeps)

Smack That! Spotify Monthly – March 2010 (Teen Creeps)

It’s all been a bit of a mad six weeks here at Smack That HQ, organising Teen Creeps and moving to our new office. Which is the reason we completely forgot about doing our February playlist for you. Anyway to make up for this...
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Come to Brighton, it’s ‘great’!

Come to Brighton, it’s ‘great’!

When I meet new people, and the question ‘where are you from?’ crops up – most people say, ‘Oh, you’re from Brighton? That’s a cool place’. My common response to this is usually a slightly disgusted smirk or some quip that yeah, it’s better...
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Eleni Mettyear

Eleni Mettyear

I’ve been looking at a lot of photographs by the young Eleni Mettyear over the last year, and she has been getting better and better everytime I check out her flickr page. I decided it was about time she shared some of her work...
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YUCK!

YUCK!

Holy fucking shit – New semi-interesting band for us all to talk about for a bit! Yuck are a stupidly new project, only setting up their myspace a few months ago, and already have a shitload of hype surrounding them, including a whole NME...
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TEEN CREEPS

TEEN CREEPS

Alright, Smack That minions. We have something very exciting to tell you all. Lutworth, Hulk Rogan and Murley Bassey have been organising a new and exciting monthly club night soon to hit the streets of Brighton. TEEN CREEPS is to be held at a...
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  • What colour is a mirror?
    January 14, 2010 | 13:55

    What colour is a mirror? Is it the colour of whatever it is reflecting? Is it clear/invisible? No. The correct answer is silver. Silver seems to be the new black at the moment. Starting the new decade in the most futuristic way possible, the youth in the south-east are covering themselves from top to toe in shiny, metalic, reflecting silver. As you can see in the image below, model Worcester Aprons is sporting an all in one silver jumpsuit, a mask in post Renaissance style and sneakers to match. In six months time we’ll all be dressing like Mr. Aprons.

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Smack the back of their legs!

2000 and niner: A climate of mistrust and cynicism prevail. Successive governments massage statistics to suit dick-dastardly plans; bankers are wankers, big-business sell souls for profit; idiot mothers feed their allergy-riddled babes hydrogenated fat, sugar and salt and swindle them of their innocence – creating mini-me chubster-consumers.

More of our neighbours than you could ever imagine are ready to lynch you for muttering a swear word; for smoking in public; for not recycling properly; for saying it as it is. The PC brigade inform our liberal, compassionate selves that we're the fascists!

It's like 1984. Or four-legs-good nonsense. Civil liberties are being eroded and our fellow men blink slowly and tell us: "if you don’t do anything wrong, then there’s nothing to worry about".

Well, SMACK THAT. We’re gonna swear because we can and it’s not fucking illegal